the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
Anonymous asked: my first kiss happened when my friend and i took the train into the city... without me knowing, she made dozens of notecards that said "you're attractive" on them, intending to hand them out to people. as soon as we got off the train, we spotted a few boys. i very reluctantly handed one of them a card and as i was walking away he said, "well, aren't you gonna kiss me?" nervous, i pecked his cheek. he then said "no, a real kiss." so i gave him a "real kiss" on the lips haha not a cute story but
Uh yes a very fucking cute story???
my little tribute to the women of youtube, thank you for inspiring me so much.
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors